Im 60% hot sauce 35% thigh highs and 5% lotion

I asked my bf if he’d break up w me if I started working at hot topic 5 hours ago and he hasn’t replied so I guess im single hmu

All I want is money in my wallet and for my jiggly ass to be worshipped


facegroper we’re about to get real fucked up on some 2 for $1 mcd hashbrowns

Hey come hang out w me

rhydonmyhardon name the time & place ur going down punk

Kfc closed three hours ago wtf am I supposed to do the rest of the night



Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

*languidly eats excessive amounts of melted ice cream*